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JP Weaver(we/the otters) is from New Jersey and knows that the correct way describe that sandwich meat is Taylor ham, not pork roll. As many of you are aware one does not have to be human to be on the internet and therefore JP can neither confirm nor deny that they are an otter hive mind, nor that such a being exists.

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