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Thanks for coming to see if membership in the hive mind collective is for you… wait you’re not interested in that. Wait… this is live?

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JP Weaver(we/the otters) is from New Jersey and knows that the correct way describe that sandwich meat is Taylor ham, not pork roll. As many of you are aware one does not have to be human to be on the internet and therefore JP can neither confirm nor deny that they are an otter hive mind, nor that such a being exists.

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